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  • spell yo name in my ask pretty pretty pleaseee (✿◠‿◠)

    • A:   Are you a virgin?
    • B:   3 biggest pet peeves
    • C:   Celebrity crush?
    • D:   If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
    • E:   Do you smoke?
    • F:   Do you drink?
    • G:   If you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you be?
    • H:   Longest relationship and with who?
    • I:   5 turn ons
    • J:   5 turn offs
    • K:   What's the biggest lie you have ever told?
    • L:   Would you ever date someone of another race?
    • M:   What is your sexual orientation?
    • N:   Top 5 traits you look for in a person that you want to have a relationship with
    • O:   Who are you crushing on right now?
    • P:   Who is your bestfriend?
    • Q:   Your guilty pleasure?
    • R:   Who was your first kiss?
    • S:   Do looks matter to you?
    • T:   What kind of underwear are you wearing?
    • U:   How big is your penis or for a girl, how big are your boobs
    • V:   How far have you gone?
    • W:   Do you like it when people play with your hair?
    • X:   Are you circumcised?
    • Y:   Do you name your private parts?
    • Z:   Do you pee in the shower?
    • pleeeeease
    Source: kevinguillermo
    • 2 days ago
    • 345669 notes
  • HELP ME WIN A CONTEST

    must-be-javert:

    HEY Y’ALL

    I’m a finalist for PocProblems’ contest in which we describe our first experience with racism. If I win, I get two books, A Thousand Splendid Suns by Khaled Hosseini and Beloved by Toni Morrison! I WANT THEM BOTHHH

    I’M THE SECOND ENTRY, THE SUPER LONG ONE.

    Click HERE to vote!!!

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    Source: must-be-javert
    • 1 month ago
    • 5 notes
  • cazzylimerence:

    ‘The Gentleman’s Club’ - a film about a group of friends, each of whom just so happens to be a killer …

    FASSBENDER: The ‘Hannibal Lecter’ type, he kills because it’s in good taste.

    CUMBERBATCH: The ‘Leon the Professional’ type, he kills because he’s payed to.

    HIDDLESTON: The ‘Joker’ type, he kills because it’s fucking fun.

    MACAVOY: The ‘Norman Bates’ type, he kills because he can’t control himself.

    Somebody write me a fanfiction. Or a script. Either way I’ll be happy.

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    Source: cazzylimerence
    • 2 months ago
    • 1532 notes
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